tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41276052011-06-08T02:44:24.662-04:00Dee and DumBlah Blah BlahNick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.comBlogger331100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-1066070925160892712003-10-13T14:48:00.000-04:002003-10-13T15:13:02.336-04:00Not All It's 'Hacked' Up To Be So I saw a commercial for the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movie and at the very end it says "based on a true story." I found that tidbit pretty interesting. I mean, did some guy actually wear people's dead skin as a mask and use a chainsaw to kill people? and then hollywood decided to launch a tremendously popular series of horror films in the 70s? and then Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-1065995782760268542003-10-12T17:56:00.000-04:002003-10-13T14:34:22.430-04:00Zim v. Pedro: Round Two Yeah, that was the craziest sh*t I have seen on a baseball field in a while. I can't believe Zimmer went after Pedro! He was basically waiting for an excuse to run out onto the field, track Pedro down and sorta slap him with his left hand. Zim was asking to be put in a headlock too but Pedro, such a gentleman, was happy to merely remind the Zim-dog where the ground was.Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-915600102003-03-28T13:52:00.000-05:002003-03-28T13:52:16.920-05:00That's a Shocker! A bad John Travolta movie? No way, where? Alright, but this bad: It seemed John Travolta couldn't have fallen any farther than "Battlefield Earth." And it seemed director John McTiernan couldn't have fallen any farther than "Rollerball." But both have. And it's called "Basic." Burn!!Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-915544082003-03-28T11:45:00.000-05:002003-03-28T11:48:35.000-05:00I am the Smartest Man Alive! Ever think about how much business Bacardi liquor gets from all of its mentions in rap songs? Furthermore, do rappers even drink Bacardi that much over, say, Stoli or Mount Gay, or is it the fact that Bacardi rhymes rather nicely with the word 'Party' and that's something rappers like to rap about. I would wager that Bacardi is mentioned almost exlcusively in versesNick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-910081092003-03-19T14:30:00.001-05:002003-03-19T14:36:56.000-05:00What Would be Worse? (New Feature) To sweat mustard or Always wear outfits with bare midriff? Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-907128162003-03-14T10:24:00.000-05:002003-03-14T10:24:48.436-05:00I Got a Reeaal Bad Temper, Pee-Wee Well I used to, but I'm a pretty even-keel sort of guy these days. Regardless, I feel I need to rant about certain things that are my general pet peeves: Item A) Left Lane is for Passing!! Why is this so hard for some people to grasp?? Seriously, when the founding fathers (of driving rules) mapped all this out they said [in your best proper english accent "Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-905680772003-03-11T23:55:00.000-05:002003-03-17T12:10:04.000-05:00Living it up on the Upper West-Side!! Angry Drunkards More Pics (just click): Jim Dancing Jim's Lap Dance Manny: I'm cool Ladies' Manny Doug Giving Fingers Doug Dazed Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-905470962003-03-11T17:20:00.000-05:002003-03-14T09:54:59.000-05:00You Can't Triple-Stamp a Double-Stamp! Anyone else think this is a little short-sighted? It's a sad facet of human nature: the inclination to not fix things that ain't broke. Obviously a tragedy like 9-11 caused us to reevaluate our security infrastructure from intelligence efforts to airport security to the largest government reorganization ever. And even lesser tragedies like the Rhode Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-903087852003-03-07T11:55:00.000-05:002003-03-07T12:11:56.000-05:00"Who's this again? The Tanguaray Tulips?" -Vito, while listening to Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-902600802003-03-06T16:27:00.000-05:002003-03-06T19:02:56.000-05:00It's Beginning to Look a lot like Baseball I can't believe it's taken me this long to write about the fact that Spring Training has commenced! In about two weeks this site will either double in content or move strictly into my random thoughts about baseball and it's sub-categories: The Mets, The Red Sox, Fantasy Baseball, The joy of having the cable package that lets me watch every game etc. Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-901848312003-03-05T12:15:00.000-05:002003-03-05T12:15:54.590-05:00Slick Jimmy Jim Harrick is in some hot water. Well, he's at least in the frying pan. I'll take him well-done thank you. Yes, I will really enjoy watching the Men's Basketball Coach at the University of Georgia and his free-loading son go down for NCAA violations. If it could be revealed that he worships satan and wears women's underwear that'd be great too, although I'm not sure that violatesNick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-901150992003-03-04T10:16:00.000-05:002003-03-04T13:10:51.000-05:00Cue the ACLU in 5..4..3.. Though it's more than "just a T-shirt," young Mr. Ian Itani, or any public school student for that matter, still has the freedom to where whatever he wants to school until his attire passes the point of being clearly (or at least most likely) disruptive to the learning environment. Seems rather logical, one's right to free expression must end where others' rights to Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-898444532003-02-27T11:20:00.000-05:002003-02-27T11:20:41.640-05:00Random Discussion: T$: Yeah, that would suck to get hit by a car in the balls. Dylan: Yeah it would-- I'd just adopt the shit out of some kid though. Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-897805652003-02-26T11:25:00.000-05:002003-03-04T11:48:20.000-05:00Be Specific or Think it's Terrific Update: Leave it to Ralph Wiley to write something totally incoherent and illogical. He's entitled to his view but man, he is an awful writer, IMHO. Oh well, he's got the resume and the contract. There's something unsettling and certainly provocative about this. So provocative in fact that it is surely the topic of the day around most water coolers, and Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-896905922003-02-24T23:25:00.000-05:002003-02-25T10:42:05.000-05:00It's Still Just TV Despite what you may think if you’ve read just about any of my posts here, I have never been a big fan of the phenomenon know as “Reality TV.” Sure I liked Joe Millionaire a lot but that was really an aberration. I’ve hated the Real World since the first one, I never watched Survivor or the Osbournes and I can’t say I’ve ever thought twice about American Brother Mole Factor.Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-893549682003-02-19T00:22:00.000-05:002003-02-19T10:56:14.000-05:00Keeping it Real I think we can all agree that lack of genuineness is not good. Not that everything must always be presented in its rawest form, no effort in preparation or towards appearance. But, that if you are going to, say, color your hair, that should be a manifestation of the real you, a true inner desire to express yourself or be playful or different for its (or realness’s) own sake. J.Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-893525142003-02-18T23:35:00.000-05:002003-02-19T00:21:51.000-05:00I Called It So, yes indeed I was correct it was Zora!! The roommates and I were very happy about this decision. I was very surprised that both Zora and Sarah (or Zerra and Sirrah as Paul the Butler would say) were so comfortable with the revealed secret. Also Notice that the rest of the girls interviewed in the first hour of the finale were very unhappy about the secret. They felt "deceived" andNick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-890432142003-02-13T13:05:00.000-05:002003-02-13T13:06:12.000-05:00Filler (notice the nifty double-entendre) I guess I'm not the only one who's pissed of about The "Joey Bills" deception. Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-888898542003-02-10T22:25:00.000-05:002003-02-11T14:58:50.000-05:00You Sons of Bastiches!! Yeah I'm talking about those silly fuckers over at FOX-- bastards!! This is what I was prepared to write on this page this afternoon: ________________________________________ I have never, NEVER been this excited for TV that wasn't sports-related. Tonight is the Joe Millionaire finale, and it is sure to be an excellent drunken time. I encourage you all to play along with Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-886607302003-02-06T13:53:00.000-05:002003-02-06T14:26:42.000-05:00Two-Figure Wager An excuse to talk about J. Lo. That article was a 'headline' over at ESPN.com despite a very weak connection to sports. Exactly what criteria does this story meet that allows them to put this on a sports news site? Is it the size of the bet? Is it the fact that its a bet placed by a celebrty? I'm asking because I feel a little hurt that ESPN declined to report on me and Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-886037472003-02-05T14:20:00.000-05:002003-02-05T14:50:50.000-05:00Family Programming One of the most underspoken reasons to get HBO is a little show called Oz. If you don't have HBO or you're not watching this show, then its safe to say you're missing out on your weekly dose of prison rape scenes, brutal neck-stabbings and graphic depictions of all types of bodily discharge from vomit to blood and everything (and I mean everything) inbetween. Oz is easily the Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-886036682003-02-05T14:18:00.000-05:002003-02-05T14:19:38.000-05:00Random Filler Does anyone ever describe something other than time, as being 'of the essence?' Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-884747242003-02-03T10:17:00.000-05:002003-02-04T10:37:35.000-05:00Tell me There's More Than One Episode Left Introducing the Joe Millionaire Drinking Game! Requirements: -Cheap Beer. -Other People (optional). Rules: All Participants must drink: a) If Evan says something along the lines of "One month ago I was driving a bulldozer.." b) If the Butler pretty much does anything. c) Anytime any of the girls talks about money. d) Anytime Evan almost blows the Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-883423002003-01-31T14:59:00.000-05:002003-01-31T15:26:27.000-05:00Okay, Why... Exactly? This shit is messed up on so many levels. Sure there's not much to do in Long Island, but couldn't these kids have busted up mailboxes or thrown water-balloons at passing cars. [Man, things were so much simpler in my day... Besides, I stopped before I turned 18-- a combination of maturing morals and fear of jail time.] Hell, these kids could pobably be more productive if Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-883397162003-01-31T14:03:00.000-05:002003-01-31T14:03:30.020-05:00Why, Snoop? Speaking of TV gold, how can you go wrong if you feature Snoop Dogg on your program? (I mean,the Episode of VH1's Rock the House where Snoop painted 'Snoop Dogg' and 'The Doggfather' everywhere -- apparently he carries the stencils in his wallet-- was high quality). Well, this is exactly how you go wrong, very wrong. Ironically, I predict this will actually draw viewers to the Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-882847112003-01-30T15:19:00.000-05:002003-01-31T12:25:05.000-05:00In the Year Two-Thousaaand! When I was a little kid, I though a lot about the future. And I don't mean the future, like, what I was going to be when I grew up, or where I would go to college. And, I don't really mean the future, like, what would happen tomorrow. In fact, I guess I just really thought a lot about future-related things like robots, spacemen and rocketships. I drew lots of picturesNick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-882767592003-01-30T12:30:00.000-05:002003-01-31T00:13:14.000-05:00I've Been Saying this for Years Every time she ran she should have launched herself against a wall. Ouch! I must admit, I did think this movie was fun, despite its problems. Betting Update: Joe Millionaire did score with Sarah on this week's episode putting him Over in last week's 'over/under' category. Winners are entitled to collect. Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-881620242003-01-28T11:38:00.000-05:002003-01-31T00:14:55.000-05:00Million Dollar Moment I think there was a landmark moment in TV last night. One of those moments that you'll still be talking about at work a month from now. One of those moments where all other networks are scrambling to keep up. Of course, I'm talking about Fox, and Joe Millionaire. Up until now, this show has been somewhat disappointing. The hype has been running, practically, since labor Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-881056172003-01-27T12:37:00.000-05:002003-01-31T00:18:52.000-05:00Marijuana Mis-info Is there anything more furstrating than those stupid commercials about how bad Marijuana is? Or, rather, how Marijuana may make you do dumb things like getting arrested for doing Marijuana, which is bad. To anyone with the slightest amount of reasoning or intelligence this is blatant propaganda-- luckily these ads are for teenagers, so they may stand a chance. The latest of Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-879273402003-01-23T19:34:00.000-05:002003-01-24T10:53:30.000-05:00This is a Joke, Right? So ESPN put out a list ranking all the franchises in the four major sports leagues in order of which one 'serves' their fans the best, according to the fans themselves. "The Ultimate Standings is the first attempt ever to measure which teams do right by their fans and which put the hurt on their loyal followers." Key word there-- "attempt." The problem here is-- I mean Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-878722922003-01-22T20:29:00.000-05:002003-01-22T20:46:20.000-05:00Classy.. Check out this song's lyrics. Is it me or is this song about losing your virginity with a prostitute? And isn't it obvious? Were the Four Season's like the Eminem of the mid-seventies or what? Seriously, they are rather clearly endorsing sex with a prostitute. What kind of values are those? He didn't even know her name! Just. Wrong. These guys don't stop there either, they get Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-878128532003-01-21T20:03:00.000-05:002003-01-22T20:43:29.000-05:00Stop the Irony! I often wonder if anyone has any clue what the word irony means anymore, or if they ever did. Granted, Irony may not be the easiest word to understand or utilize properly, but if you can't then just don't even bother trying. According to Dictionary.com, Irony means the following: Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs So, for example, if your Nick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4127605.post-877460172003-01-20T16:21:00.000-05:002003-01-22T20:42:45.000-05:00Gangs of Awkward Dialogue When did the Golden Globe's start giving out lifetime acheivement awards under the guise of 'best director'? Maybe it was the 'please take this and go home, seriously, leave' award. Because, I don't know how anyone could've appreciated anything other than the costumes and Daniel Day-Lewis in the simply dreadful Gangs of New York. I mean this movie was really bad. WhereNick-Dogghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14380417025746806386noreply@blogger.com0